Q

Anonymous asked:

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

A

xekstrin:

mylife-beliike:

i-do-it-for-the-lesbians:

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

This kills me every time

"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"

furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3 furry-nice:

Morning Sex <3
furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin furry-nice:

A Sweetheart Virgin
childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare childhood-enhanced:

Art by Homare

Q

outspoken-isolation asked:

There's not really a video if the proposal. Just a picture I think.

A

That’ll do luv. That’ll do

Q

wannabhaner asked:

Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

A

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

reblog if you’re single as fuck

outspoken-isolation:

Yay for being single. .-.

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via pizza)